As most of you know, gay guys have excellent, expensive, cool, don’t you dare go to Target, elegant taste. Now, having so many gay male friends is fun most of the year but it is very stressful around the time of their birthdays. I mean, come on! Look at how fun, cool, and amazing I am! Of course gay guys are constantly dropping like dead flies when they experience my awesome charisma. One friend even accused me of stalking him until he accepted my friendship. Some of these friends are in denial and they tell me that I’m the one who finds them. I don’t know if I have a gay magnet or what but they seem to spy me from miles away.
